to do or not to do?

today i was researching tickets for europe and i came across a site that, when i was waiting for results from a search, listed several random things to do while traveling. i thought some of them were funny, some of them were ridiculous, and some of them were attainable. here are some of the options: invent blisterless clogs, stomp grapes, get lost, split your lederhosen, mistakenly use a bidet, drink glowing green liquid, listen to strange music, pretend to understand a language, look up someone's kilt by mistake. i wonder which of these will be fulfilled while on my journey...